modern!au solonius is a hairdresser
actually let’s make modern!au batiatus be a hairdresser too
they have to fight to have the honour of cutting gannicus’ hair. batiatus wins and has to cut gannicus’ hair. at the end gannicus says ‘i don’t like it’ and runs away. now batiatus will have to find someone with better hair. he finds crixus who is a homeless man. he cuts his hair and gives him glory. everyone in town is like ‘wow crixus u have the best hair ever’ but then a man whose name we don’t know but everyone calls spartacus appears and has a better hair. now they have to fight to see who has better hair. how will this story end.